Thursday, April 20, 2006

What to do about Iran?

Much smoke and noise is being made about the Mad Mullahs making their own nukes, and what we are going to do about it. In the article above, it points out the problems with using military forces against Iran, and how that may solidify support for the regime.
We could also continue to use economic sanctions, which almost never work. In fact teh only one that comes to mind is South Africa. Otherwise, pariah states are always able to find someone to trade with for what they need.
My solution is the complete lifting of all economic sanctions in Iran, then bombing them with Victoria's Secret catalogs and credit cards. How long do you think that the mullahs can keep control once the Iranians have access to soft porn and the ability to buy it?

5 comments:

XB234C said...

Excellent idea. South Park DVDs and old Pauli Shore movies. They'll launch guaranteed.

Anonymous said...

One of my favorite sigs (from rec.arts.comics.strips):
"let's fight the terrorists with our strongest weapon: hot girl-on-girl action"

Anonymous said...

YOU STUPID DUMB AMERICAN SHITS! All you know is to oppress people. Fucking grow up, assholes

Wulfgar said...

Though I always got accused of being just another "librul" supporting unworkable sanctions against Iraq, I never was. I think we stood a better chance of success by invading them with Starbucks and Wal-Marts instead of with bullets. Same goes for Iran.

XB234C said...

Yoko Ono CDs.