To those specific list of instructions that every adult should know, here are a few more:
1. Don't drink and drive, it will result in the loss of your rights under the Constitution, and cost you a lot of money.
2. Don't drink and dial. No matter how you feel, dialing an ex lover is not a good idea when you have been drinking, especially if they are not drinking.
3. Don't drink and blog, your spelling is atrocious.