I was invited to the GOP caucus here in Missoula to try and persuade the voters to consider Fred Thompson. Unfortunately, Fred dropped out before I had a chance to use stirring oratory to persuade the voters that he was the one.
I decided not to go, mostly because I lack inspiration for any of the remaining candidates. But I missed my chance to use the best line ever:
"I represent the Party wing of the Republican Party."
Party on Dudes!